Chicks and hens

16 Jul

 

 

I was sick of them all

those young chicks at the office

strutting their stuff

making me feel old

so I got up one hour earlier

did my hair and my nails

applied makeup like Michelangelo

I’m going to show them today

what an old hen can do

so on went the control top panties

the support hose and girdle

and some spandex

to smooth it all out

then the tightest dress

I could squeeze into

then out to the car

in a cloud of chanel

only to discover

that I could not bend

dammit

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